BP Announces BOP Unit to Be Fitted to CEO Tony Hayward

BP announced today the completion of the 7 story tall BOP unit to be fitted to CEO Tony Hayward.

The 1400 ton steel unit is a "BulllShit Out Preventer" and should end the PR problems caused by the constant flow of toxic crap from Tony's mouth.

"Tony will be encased in the unit permanently and hopefully not a sound will get through" said Engineer W.E Coyote

If a few drops of Tony's BS does leak through BP can remotely activate a fail safe "Blind Shutup Unit" that will slap Tony in the face with 20,000 lbs of brute force.

Mr Coyote commented that "I would love to get the chance to test that switch."

Tony Hayward was unavailable for comment.

Beautiful pictures of the disruptive volcano http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/icelands_disruptive_volcano.html

Better to be an optimist and be proven a fool than to be a pessimist and be proven right...

I hear the truth less and less in the words and sounds of man. I hear the truth loud and clear in the wind, bird songs and the rivers.

I hear the truth less and less in the words and sounds of man. I hear the truth loud and clear in the wind, bird songs and the rivers.

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What you remember of the past never was. What you think is to come in the future will never come. Now is all there is and ever will be.

As the old Rascal's song goes "It's a beautiful mornin', Ahhh, I think I'll go outside a while, And just smile."

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Have fun, live free, share your joy and prosperity with with everyone you meet.

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