BP announced today the completion of the 7 story tall BOP unit to be fitted to CEO Tony Hayward.
The 1400 ton steel unit is a "BulllShit Out Preventer" and should end the PR problems caused by the constant flow of toxic crap from Tony's mouth.
"Tony will be encased in the unit permanently and hopefully not a sound will get through" said Engineer W.E Coyote
If a few drops of Tony's BS does leak through BP can remotely activate a fail safe "Blind Shutup Unit" that will slap Tony in the face with 20,000 lbs of brute force.
Mr Coyote commented that "I would love to get the chance to test that switch."
Tony Hayward was unavailable for comment.
